Lyrics

Hey Mister I have got another message for you
Oh yeah
Could be something might be something that you want to review
If you dare
Quick before you embarrass yourself again like you did
Don’t share
When you opened that can and forgot to reseal the lid
Oh dear

Big toys for small boys
Big toys for small boys
Big toys for small boys
Big toys for small boys

Hey Mister I report another sighting for you
Oh yeah
Someone left a nasty comment yeah that’s what people do
It’s not fair
But in your case I can understand what they’re going through
Despair
It was just a thought that entered my head I still love you
Do you care

Big toys for small boys
Big toys for small boys
Big toys for small boys
Big toys for small boys

Hey Mister you seem to have taken my family
All dead
My father was causing problems yes he didn’t agree
He said
What you’re doing goes against all the rules that we believe
Goes nowhere
We don’t need another baby just get some therapy
In your head