Lyrics

She wasn’t the best
She wasn’t the best one to rely on
She rarely reads books
It’s a wonder how does she survive on

Nothing but influencers influencing
Her to buy the latest arrival
So many items she could use to oust
The problem that has become her rival

Samantha was a
Samantha was a pest at the best of times
She’d often wait out
Side and intimidate the ones who hadn’t signed
Up to her YouTube Instagram Facebook Twitter Tik Tok
And all the others
Much to the chagrin of the girl we haven’t named in this song
And their mothers

Posting threats across an ocean it’s not what they used to
Do do do in the old days
But we’re living in the present and who really
Care care care cares about the old ways

Tommy was a boy
A good looking boy both girls really liked
He loved to show his
Friends pictures of the great outdoors and wildlife
He had no clue two girls from his science class
Would land him in a love triangle
Something you know the news knows that the public
Really likes to to recite oh

And then one day it
Happened that he crossed into forbidden land
He worked at the cafe
Everyone knew him as the best Barista man
He smiled at Samantha but neglected to smile at the
Now unnamed girl
She was deeply offended and decided to post one star
To end their worlds

And then two day it
Happened that he had botched up an order
And so he had to
Apologise to the mother and daughter
And then he saw a girl he had not seen before
She really seemed to be attractive
And now you see
It’s the unnamed girl from the start of the story
Not Samantha

Posting threats across an ocean it’s not what they used to
Do do do in the old days
But we’re living in the present and who really
Care care care cares about the old ways