Lyrics

Please take a seat on the couch this could be fun
I’ll move my body to the kitchen and fetch the rum
You may have seen this one before but you never know
Sometimes the plots are all the same but just the same it’s a show

On the walls you may have noticed there are no hangings
By that you can probably deduce that I am renting
But believe me I have plans that will take me far
Further than here and further from where I met you that bar

You might get stuck in the middle of life the way I do
And you might think that it is not so nice
But it is true it will teach you
All that you have to know

I’m not sure you might want to come down here and have a look
There’s a man who would be standing if it weren’t for that hook
Somebody must be really sad to leave him looking that way
I wish it were unusual but it’s just another day

I like to think I am a modern day philosopher
The kind that knows what’s going to happen very soon in the future
But I tell you what nothing compares with this random world
Now I’ve realised that you aren’t actually a girl

You might get stuck in the middle of life the way I do
And you might think that it is not so nice
But it is true it will teach you
All that you have to know